What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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