it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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