So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i already hear my dad disowning me
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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