Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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