Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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