just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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