haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My first STD was from a foam party
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I could fuck to npr.
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Randomize
