When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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