1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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