i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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