So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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