You really coming over, don't trick.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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