Someone shit on the floor
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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