i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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