yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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