some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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