My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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