I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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