I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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