He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Randomize
