i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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