If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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