What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
third nipple confirmed
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
