Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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