the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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