I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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