All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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