Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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