I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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