jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
