Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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