I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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