I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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