Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My dick has a subreddit
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
