i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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