hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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