I think i sorta joined a cult last night
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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