Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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