I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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