I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Sacagawea was the original milf.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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