Where is the hickey?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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