Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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