Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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