its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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