Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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