didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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