I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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