I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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