ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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