did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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