take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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