People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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