But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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