Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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